We never take payment for a score
Competitors sell "featured placements" that quietly move a room up the table. We don't. The room that pays us and the room that never has are graded on one rubric, at one price, by the same two auditors.
SIASCONSET POKER ROOMS · EST. 2013
We measure the felt, weigh the clay, and score every table.
An independent review desk for poker tables, chips and card room floors. Every kazeeno rail, every spinwinera chip tray and every grizzlys dealer station passes through the same 42-point bench test before we publish a single number.
- 1,280+Tables benched
- 96,400Chips weighed
- 13 yrsOn the floor
- 42Test points
The company
Thirteen years of bench notes — and no sponsored scores.
Siasconset Poker Rooms started as a two-person repair shop on the island and grew into the review desk that card rooms call before they sign a supplier. We buy the gear at retail, we bench it, and we publish the numbers whether the brand likes them or not. That is the entire business model.
Instrumented, not eyeballed
Calipers on rail height, a 0.01 g scale on every chip, a durometer on the felt, and a shot clock on dealer rotations. Where the industry writes "feels premium", we write 10.14 g ±0.06.
We staff live floors ourselves
Our auditors deal weekend cash games on live floors. Reviews written by people who never pushed a pot for eight hours miss the things that break at hour six.
Full teardown, no NDAs
Every table we review gets disassembled down to the pedestal. If a supplier requires an NDA to let us look at a weld, that supplier does not get reviewed. Readers see the photos we see.
Numbers that stay comparable
The rubric has not been rewritten since 2019, so a 2020 score sits honestly next to a 2026 one. Rankings you cannot compare over time are marketing, not data.
One desk, one accountable name
Each report is signed by the auditor who ran it, with a direct line at siasconsetcasino.com. Dispute a figure and you speak to the person holding the caliper, not a support queue.
What we do
Services built for rooms that run every night.
Six core engagements, each with a fixed scope, a fixed price and a written deliverable. No retainers, no scope creep, no invoices for "consultancy time".
Full room audit
Forty-two measured points across tables, chips, cards, lighting and dealer flow, delivered as a scored PDF with a fix list ranked by cost.
- Benefit: you learn which tables fail before your players do
- Benefit: the fix list is priced, so the board can approve it in one meeting
- Turnaround 7 days · from $890 per floor
Chip & clay verification
Weight, diameter, edge-spot alignment and dry-slide friction on a 50-chip sample, matched against the manufacturer's own spec sheet.
- Benefit: counterfeit chips are caught long before they reach a cage
- Benefit: you get a signed certificate for your compliance file
- Turnaround 48 hours · from $240 per set
Table sourcing & procurement
We shortlist three builds against your budget, negotiate directly with the workshop, and inspect the freight before it leaves.
- Benefit: rooms save 12–18% versus list on grizzlys pedestal builds
- Benefit: damaged freight is rejected at origin, not in your car park
- Timeline 3–6 weeks · 4% of order value
Dealer & floor training
Two-day on-site programme covering pitch mechanics, chip cutting, pot control and irregularity calls, with a written assessment per dealer.
- Benefit: slotrave floors report 22% fewer misdeals in the first month
- Benefit: each dealer leaves with a graded card you can file
- 2 days on site · from $1,450 per cohort
Layout & ergonomics design
Seat pitch, rail height, cup placement and walkway width modelled to your floor plan, then mocked up in a single table before you commit.
- Benefit: one more spinboss table per room without losing walkways
- Benefit: you approve a physical mock-up, not a rendering
- Timeline 2 weeks · from $1,100 per floor
Integrity & security review
Card marking checks, shuffler entropy sampling, camera coverage mapping and chip-tray reconciliation against your own logs.
- Benefit: shuffler bias is caught at the station, not at the tournament
- Benefit: findings arrive in a format regulators already accept
- Turnaround 10 days · from $1,900 per floor
Our products
Equipment we bench, stock and stand behind.
Everything below passed our own rubric before it earned a shelf. Hover or tap a card to see the measured spec behind the score.
Chips
Kazeeno Clay 10 g — Series IV
Compression-moulded clay composite with a genuinely dry edge. The most consistent stack we have weighed in three years.
- Weight
- 10.02 g ±0.04
- Diameter
- 39.0 mm
- Score
- 9.4 / 10
Tables
Spinwinera Oval 10-Handed
Steel pedestal, 46 mm racetrack rail and a felt bed that stayed flat through a 400-hour stress cycle.
- Length
- 2,440 mm
- Rail
- 46 mm foam
- Score
- 9.1 / 10
Cards
Grizzlys 100% Plastic Jumbo
Survived 1,100 shuffles before index wear became visible — roughly triple what a paper-core deck manages.
- Stock
- 100% PVC
- Life
- 1,100 shuffles
- Score
- 9.6 / 10
Layouts
Slotrave Speed Cloth Layout
Water-repellent suited speed cloth with the lowest card drag we have logged on a printed layout.
- Weight
- 320 gsm
- Drag
- 0.21 µ
- Score
- 8.9 / 10
Automation
Spinboss Auto-Shuffler S2
Entropy sampled over 20,000 shuffles with no detectable positional bias, and a 14-second cycle.
- Cycle
- 14 s
- Bias
- None found
- Score
- 9.0 / 10
Transport
Kazeeno Tournament Case 1000
Aluminium frame with locking trays that held alignment through a simulated 2 m freight drop.
- Capacity
- 1,000 chips
- Drop
- 2 m passed
- Score
- 8.7 / 10
How we work
Six stages, and you see all of them.
The same sequence runs whether we are benching a single spinwinera chip set or rebuilding a twenty-table card room floor. Nothing happens off-camera.
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01
Briefing call
Forty minutes on your floor plan, traffic and budget. We tell you on that call whether an audit is worth your money — sometimes it isn't.
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02
Inventory & sampling
We log every table, tray and deck on the floor, then pull a random sample: 50 chips, 10 decks and three tables at minimum.
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03
Bench testing
Scale, calipers, durometer and drag sled in our workshop. Every reading is photographed next to the instrument that produced it.
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04
Live-floor observation
Two auditors deal and observe a full weekend session — the slotrave rush hour is where rail seams and tray jams actually reveal themselves.
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05
Scoring & report
Forty-two points scored against the 2019 rubric, with a fix list ranked by cost-per-point. Delivered as PDF and raw CSV.
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06
Re-check & sign-off
Ninety days later we return and re-measure the items you fixed, free of charge, and reissue the certificate at no extra cost.
Additional services
After the report, we stay on the floor.
An audit that ends with a PDF is half a job. These are the follow-on services rooms actually keep buying from us, year after year.
Refelting & rail repair
On-site refelt in a single overnight window, so a spinboss table that closes at 4 a.m. is dealing again by opening.
Quarterly chip health checks
We re-weigh a rolling sample and flag drift before a tray goes out of tolerance and the cage notices.
Tournament set-up crew
Two technicians on site for the duration of your series, handling breakdowns, colour-ups and spare grizzlys stock.
Supplier dispute support
Our measurements, our signature, our auditor on the call when a shipment arrives out of spec.
Insurance & asset valuation
Itemised replacement values for every table, tray and shuffler, in the format underwriters ask for.
Staff refresher clinics
Half-day sessions for dealers who joined after the main programme, run at your own stations.
Regular discounts
Standing offers, not flash sales.
These four run all year. No countdown timers, no "last chance" emails — the terms are published here and honoured for anyone who qualifies.
Multi-table procurement
Order four or more tables in one purchase and the sourcing fee drops from 4% to 2%, with freight consolidated into a single delivery.
Applies to orders placed in a single quarter.Off-season audit window
Book a full room audit for January or February and take 20% off the floor rate. Our calendar is quiet; you keep the difference.
Two slots per week, first come first served.Returning room programme
Every kazeeno or slotrave floor we have audited before pays 10% less on each subsequent engagement, permanently.
No expiry, no minimum spend.Referral re-check
Refer a room that books an audit and your next 90-day re-check plus one full chip verification are on us.
Unlimited referrals, one credit each.Join the team
Deal by night, bench by day.
We are hiring auditors, dealers and workshop technicians. You will spend half your week with calipers in our workshop and half of it on live spinboss floors, and your name goes on every report you sign. No ghostwriting, no commission on findings.
- Four-day week, with the fifth reserved for your own bench research
- Every tool you need bought outright, not shared across a rota
- Training budget that covers dealer certification and metrology courses
- Travel to client floors across the region, paid door to door
- Equipment auditorFull time · workshop + floor
- Live-floor dealerPart time · weekends
- Workshop technicianFull time · refelt & repair
- Report editorRemote · 3 days a week
Ask us anything
Send a question. A person answers.
Whether you want a spinwinera chip set verified, a twenty-table floor audited, or just a straight answer about whether your current tables are worth keeping — write to us. Replies come from the auditor who would run the job, usually within one business day.
- Email[email protected]
- Audits[email protected]
- Phone+1 (508) 555-0142
- Workshop14 Milestone Road, Siasconset, MA 02564
- HoursMon–Fri 09:00–18:00 · Sat by appointment